Disclosures and Disclaimers and Privacy Policy

Disclaimer: If you make these trades, you’re going to get fucked and lose money. Don’t do it. We’re full of shit and everything on this website is bullshit that we made up. We urge you, as soon as you see this disclosure and disclaimer, get a refund and go to the Center for Disease Control website because we know they’ll take real good care of you in one of them there pandemic quarantine centers. For real information that’s free, go to: https://www.cdc.gov

Privacy Policy: We will collect all of the data on your punk ass that we can and we will sell it to anybody that will pay us anything for it. The problem is that we’re screw ups and we haven’t figured out yet how to collect your data. But as soon as we scratch our ass and figure it out, we’re going to collect all of your data and sell it. The other problem we have is that we haven’t found anybody who will pay us for your data. You want privacy? Go live in a cave, with no lights, no electricity, no telephone, no cell phone and no computer. And when you hear somebody coming, hide.

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